ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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stars-lullaby:

Story of my life. (;-;)

(Source: phisosohapi)


"What?"

"Wh-What do you mean, "What?"
What the hell are you doing all of a sudden?!


unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

(Source: memewhore)


hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 


aexsis:

"Do you practise any religion?"

Yes, indeed

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ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

(Source: bustedbitmap)


Kevin: I made my character gay.
Kevin: Do you see that?
Kevin: Exactly 'cause nothing changed.
Scribblenauts.

dmmd: a summary

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howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever


spainsasscheeks:

ya seem thirsty haru

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real thirsty

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